Free Money!

by Bill
One time, a friend and I were at my house talking to the board. I don’t know how the subject came up, but the board told us that a couple hundred yards behind my house there were pine trees, and between two pine trees, we would find two dollars. So, we went back [...]

Kerr
by Bill
Back when I was about 12 or 13, I had a friend who pretty much lived at my house and vice-versa. We were inseparable at the time. Anyway, neither he nor I had two nickels to rub together, so we needed to discover a way to have easy, and inexpensive fun. For a [...]

It’s Thick, It’s Heavy, It’s Wood
by Bill
Okay, this story is going to make me look like sort of an ass, but it has to be told, and it was a long time ago, so gimme a break. Oh and kids, don’t be stupid and try this at home. Stupids.
I do hypnosis. Not hypnotherapy or anything [...]

St. Patrick’s
by Bill
This one is pretty personal. But, oh well. I’m giving all I have for this site. Why should this be any different?
Sometimes in life you find yourself in a position where you have nothing. You feel that you have no hope in getting anything, and you’re right there at that borderline, where you [...]

What Did I Miss?
by Bill
For the record, I rarely remember my dreams anymore. Back in the day, when I was younger, I’d remember them all the time, but in the past 10 years or so, forgeddaboutit!
So, here goes. A couple years ago I had a dream about a ‘Metropolis Convention’. This is goofy, so let [...]