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Tips For
Using A Ouija Board
The first thing that I want to make ABSOLUTELY clear is that I AM NOT
telling you a safe way to use a Ouija board. Contrary to what many
mediums, or psychics may claim, we're dealing with something that's so
far beyond human comprehension, that I have trouble even articulating
it here on these pages.
THERE
IS NO SAFE WAY.
My function here is to not blow smoke up your ass. I'm not
going to tell you that everything is going to be ok, and that you can
just toy with The Beyond, and there will never be any repercussions.
You need to be prepared for the possible bad things that could happen.
But how can you be prepared for the unknown?
If you're like me, you're going to do what you're going to
do, and no amount of superstitious warnings or scary stories are going
to sway you to change your mind.
Here are some basic tips that in MY experience, help to make
things run more smoothly, and HOPEFULLY keep you safe.
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~Some
people use the board
alone. Some people say it's best to have two people, a male and a
female. Some say to sit facing each other with your knees touching and
the board on your lap. Look, I've used the board under all
circumstances with multiple partners, and I didn't even get any
diseases. In my experience, none of it matters. I think it's all about
personal
preference. I never use the board with more than 2 people using at a
time, someone else and myself. I don't even like to have others in the
room if I can help it. It just makes things run smoother FOR ME,
and it's less confusing for all involved. YOU may want to handle things
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~Have
an open mind. If you believe the board isn't going to work, or
its use will result in a bad experience
then you're probably right.
~Choose your partner carefully! I
can't stress this enough. Don't use the board with a stranger. Make
sure it's someone that you know and trust. This way you can be certain
of your partners intentions, as well as their seriousness, and sense of
ethics when it comes to the whole thing. You don't need some moron on
the board with you. Non-believers can ruin the whole experience. Also,
flaky people can too. You know what I mean. These are people that hear
the cat meow, and say it's a being on the board. EVERYTHING is a sign
or something creepy, because THEY say so. Avoid these people.
~Prepare
for the experience. Decide with your partner what you wish
to gain from this experience. Think of some questions, and write them
down. If you can't think of a good reason to attempt communication or
any decent questions, you have no business using the board in the first
place.
~I don't know your
religion. For all I know, you could worship, and pray to dog poop.
Before getting into using the board, and in accordance with your
religion, you MAY want to say a blessing or a prayer, cast a circle, or
clean the dookie. Do whatever you have to do to FEEL protected. I
stress the word FEEL because, again we're dealing with something that
NOBODY truly understands. There is no solid evidence that you'll be
protected from anything. But...It can't hurt.
~When
you begin, make sure that you tell the board that ONLY
positive experiences will be permitted. The moment things become
negative, you will terminate communication.
~Only one person should
be asking
questions at a time. To do it
another way would just confuse things.
~DO NOT BE FEARFUL! One thing that I've learned from Yoda, is that
fear leads to the dark side. If you go into it with negative fearful
vibes, that's EXACTLY what you're going to get back, but worse. Just
make sure you have a positive attitude.
~Be serious. Don't sit there and
laugh the whole time and make
'scary' noises to freak people out. Take it seriously. There's a
flip side to that coin. Don't be TOO serious. When people take things
too seriously, negative feelings can easily become involved, and you
don't want that.
~The
board is not your friend. It is not your enemy. It is your
total stranger. Treat it as such, Be courteous and polite as you would
to a normal person.
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I
sense much fear in you.
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~Whatever you're
speaking to on the other side of
the board, ALWAYS assume that it's potentially
dangerous.
~Don't accuse people of moving the
planchette. Everyone touching the
thing is pushing it. This is a stupid argument, especially when you
consider the next tip.
~Get the planchette moving yourself. Yup, you heard me right. Go
ahead and push it. Get you and your partner in a flow where it's moving
smoothly.
~Don't be overzealous. Start with
simple 'yes or no' questions until
things become easier. You'll have to be patient because it might take a
while to get answers at all. Once things start flowing smoothly, then
you can get more complicated.
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~Keep
control of the situation.
Don't allow the board to dictate to
you, and don't believe everything it tells you without some solid
evidence. Wishy washy people SHOULD NOT use the board. You need to be
strong, firm, and assertive. Don't be passive or aggressive.
~If the board begins saying things
or doing things that make you the
slightest bit uncomfortable, say 'Good Bye' and put the board away.
~When the board says
'Good Bye', let it go. Don't keep trying to
communicate. When you're finished, you should also say 'Good Bye'.
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Don't Be Stupid
These are things
that you should NEVER do when using a board.
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~ Don't be drunk or
high on some crazy drug. Moron.
~ NEVER ask the board when you or anyone else is going to die. Why
would you want to know such a thing? Are you sick?
~ Don't tell the board to move something in the room or ask for
physical signs. See, now you're literally asking for a world of hurt.
~ NEVER invite a spirit or whatever it is to come home, or
stay with you.
~ Don't tell the board to curse or hurt someone else. If you want to
do that to someone, you belong in prison.
~ Don't play while sick. Advantage can be taken of your weakened and
sickly state.
~ Don't use the board as a tool to mess with peoples heads, and try to
scare them. That's just mean, man.
~ OUIJA BOARDS SHOULD NOT BE USED ON SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATIONS! There
is no scientific credibility in a board. Nobody KNOWS what's behind a
board whether it be positive or negative. NOBODY with credibility
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I mentioned above that it's a bad
idea
to use the board without knowing ahead of time the type of questions
you plan to ask. So, we're going to help you out with that.
Questions
Here's a list
of
good
questions to start with, feel free to change or elaborate on them as
you see fit:
What is your name?
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This
is always a good place to start. If it seems that it tells you a
nickname, try to go a little deeper and get the full name. |
Bill, from TheBeyond.Info has a cat. What is it's name?
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This
is just an experiment. If you ask this, and you get an answer, YOU MUST
CONTACT ME! Imagine if the entity that you were communicating with
actually got the right answer! We gotta try this. Help me out people.
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Were you ever alive?
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The
answer to this question will give you an idea on how to proceed. Keep
in mind, boards have been known to lie. The next few questions are to
be asked if the board answers yes to that question.
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If
they answer YES to, "Were you ever alive?"
Were you a man or a woman?
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Easy
question, yet important. It can also be used for verification on
certain things. If it claims to be a woman and says it's name is Dave,
you know not to believe much that it says.
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When were you born? (or you can ask for its birth date)
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It's
good to have a general idea of age when it comes to communication. If
it's very old, it may use old style words that may not be widely used
today, or speak of old things. Just another clue.
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Where did you live? (City, state, country, etc.)
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Now
we're getting into some of the more important questions. If you get
where it lived, it is then possible to verify that information.
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Where
did you
die? (City, state, country,
etc.)
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Just
another piece of the puzzle. It will also be interesting to see if the
death location is in any way related to where you may be using the
board.
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How did
you
die?
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This
one is VERY important. Many people believe that those on a board are
those who had lost their lives in a less than pleasant way. Here we
find out, assuming that the board isn't lying.
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When did
you
die? (Or you can ask for a date, which may be harder to get)
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After
this, and if the board was cooperative, you'll have a birth date, a
place of residence, a death date and you'll also know how it happened.
Time to do some research to verify if it's true, and the next questions
can help you do that.
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Do you
have
any living relatives?
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Again,
this is just more thing to verify. If it turns out that the entity has
living relatives, it'll be easier to find out more information.
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What are
their
names?
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Once
you have names, it shouldn't be hard to find out if you're being fed a
line of crap, or if it's the real deal.
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Where do
they
live? (City, state, country, etc.)
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The
final bit of information to verify. If you know where they live, you
can pretty much make a few calls or look on the net and know the truth.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTACT THE FAMILY!! That will be a big mistake. If
you have to ask why, you have no business using a board.
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If they answer NO to, "Were you ever alive?"
What are you?
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If
it was never alive, and it IS telling the truth, you might want to
consider saying 'Good Bye' and putting the board away. This question is
to find out what you're dealing with.
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Questions to ask at this point
are your own discretion. Just take it one question at a time, and if
things feel unpleasant, END COMMUNICATION.
Just be
sure
to let us know how things turn out.
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